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The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) Act 2, Scene 1 An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler. MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers. ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree. Exeunt. Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern. From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez. The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughtful person. You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out. You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts. Your exact female opposite: The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM) Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM)

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The other night my friend Vicki's mother started yelling at her and eventually all but threw her out. It was her last night home on leave from the Navy before being shipped overseas. How her mom could do something like that is beyond me. My dad however stepped up to the plate and said 'Bring her home' which of course means our home :) so she stayed the night and I just got back from dropping her off at the air port. After a nap I'm going to clean up the spare room and get a bed for it so when she comes back she can just stay with us!

My dad really is just the sweetest. He loves my friends like they're his kids too and takes care of them whenever they need something. I gotta say even when my mom drives me nuts I know she's doing it because she loves me and she'd never throw me out... unless of course I was doing drugs but it would take her awhile before it came to that! Besides she keeps trying to get me to move BACK in with her >< I do not want to live in Arizona City! Its... crappy! Oh well...